resort complex. Teauila's (pronounced like "tequila" would sound if the q was silent) Hawaiian Luau Dinner Show takes place here four nights a week. The dinner show is a package deal, including the entertainment and a Chinese-food buffet; tropical drinks are extra.
The room features lamps from Oceanic Arts, and a very heavy use of black-light. The show itself features a full band, male and female hula dancers, and includes a dramatic use of fire. A handful of male visitors are selected from the audience to try their hand at hula-ing on stage while wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt.
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February 11, 2017, 8:39 PM
Be careful. I attempted to visit this location in February and it was closed for the season. By the looks of the surrounding hotel which houses the restaurant, things may be interesting at this dinner show. It's not the Mai Kai......imagine it's trashier cousin. I would think that this place entertains old ladies with oxygen tanks and old farts with bellies way bigger than Sansa belt ever imagined containing. It wouldn't surprise me if 1970s Elvis was part of the show here.
Cheap bastard has visited Green Turtle Restaurant.
February 11, 2017, 8:39 PM
Be careful. I attempted to visit this location in February and it was closed for the season. By the looks of the surrounding hotel which houses the restaurant, things may be interesting at this dinner show. It's not the Mai Kai......imagine it's trashier cousin. I would think that this place entertains old ladies with oxygen tanks and old farts with bellies way bigger than Sansa belt ever imagined containing. It wouldn't surprise me if 1970s Elvis was part of the show here.