No Bones Beach Club

Portland, OR
Bar & Restaurant
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3928 N Mississippi Ave
Portland, OR
Opened in January 2017
Mon-Thu 4pm-9pm
Fri-Sat 11am-10pm
Sun 11am-9pm
Closed Tue

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No Bones Beach Club



by 28 people



Everyone You
Decor 5.7
Drink Quality 5.9
Drink Selection 5.6
Food Quality 8.9
Food Selection 6
Mood 5.1
Music 3.5
Service 8.4
Tikiness 4.6
Tilt 5.8
Vibe 5.8

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Humuhumu’s description

No Bones Beach Club opened in January 2017 in the Mississippi neighborhood of Portland. It's an all-vegan restaurant and bar, with a percentage of the proceeds donated to animal causes. This is the second No Bones Beach Club location, the first is in Seattle
No Bones Beach Club
Seattle, WA
Bar & Restaurant
The space is on two levels, with walls lined with lauhala mats, and true to its name, beachy decor. A small menu of tropical drinks is available, using local, fresh ingredients as much as possible.


slingmasta has visited No Bones Beach Club.
September 11, 2017, 3:54 AM
A good stop if you are vegan or vegetarian. The food was great, but the decor was nothing special. As others have said, more like a beach/surf themed bar with Tiki elements. Family friendly, though: I believe it's the only Tiki bar in Portland that allows minors. Sidewalk seating was also a nice touch.
MidnightAtTheOasis has visited No Bones Beach Club.
August 6, 2017, 4:40 PM
Pretty good. Certainly a Beach Bar, or surf bar with tiki elements. The escapism is somewhat missing the mark due to wall color, stucko, and modern architecture. Not exactly Tiki here but reminds me a lot of true beach bars along the west coast of FL or on the water fin-head clubs. Drinks are good and food, though completely veg, is also worth the trip.

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