No Bones Beach Club

Seattle, WA
Bar & Restaurant
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5410 17th Ave NW
Seattle, WA
Opened in 2016
Mon-Thu 4pm-9pm
Fri-Sat 11am-10pm
Sun 11am-9pm
Closed Tue

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No Bones Beach Club



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Decor 6.7
Drink Quality 6.6
Drink Selection 7
Food Quality 7.4
Food Selection 6.5
Mood 7
Music 5.9
Service 8.5
Tikiness 4.9
Tilt 6.5
Vibe 7.7

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Humuhumu’s description

No Bones Beach Club opened in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle in early 2016, after a few successful years operating as a food truck. The menu is all vegan, and 2% of proceeds are donated to animal welfare causes. Tiki drinks are served in tiki and tropical mugs. Brunch is served on weekends.
The walls are lined with bamboo and lauhala matting, with thatch overhead, and colorful outdoor light lanterns hang above. There are animal sculptures, made from driftwood. A large tiki with a pineapple atop its head greets you at the front of the restaurant.
A second location opened in Portland
No Bones Beach Club
Portland, OR
Bar & Restaurant
in January 2017.


KevinCrossman has visited No Bones Beach Club.
March 17, 2019, 4:52 PM
Sadly the tikis shown in the photos from 2016 are no longer there.
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Monster A GoGo has visited No Bones Beach Club.
February 1, 2019, 12:29 AM
When is a tiki bar not really a tiki bar? When it is a vegan restaurant disguised as a tiki bar. Vegan? Aha! That explains the "No Bones" of the name. The "Beach Club" aspect is a cool gimmick of sorts to lure in the adventurous ...and the unsuspecting.

But there also IS a bar and they DO serve cocktails. Whoo hoo! The decor was fun, but a bit cheesy (not very vegan of them--Ha!), The food was fine (The strange part was reading the menu and trying to imagine tofu (blah!) taking the place of a hamburger or fried chicken. I remember opting for the "clam chowder" with mushroom bits cleverly substituting for the clams. Not bad!). I would gladly go back.

For a closer look at the place (and other tiki-esque joints in the Seattle area), please feel free to visit my blog here:

Tikisteffie has visited No Bones Beach Club.
August 28, 2018, 5:56 AM
Cocktail was good. Deco coed be better. Food looked good but I dit not eat
The tiki spirit I coed not find but its a nice bar to have a drink
Nice bersonal
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